Donald (Rummy)Rumsfeld

He actually quotes Capone like it's a good thing.

"'You get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than you do with a kind word alone.' Donald Rumsfeld readily quotes Al Capone to air his views on international diplomacy. As US troops unleash military force in the Gulf, it appears that, for the US Secretary of Defense, the time for kind words is well and truly past."

Condoleezza(Condy)Rice

I'm not even sure what this means... I thinks it's a compliment, right?

"She is a staunch Republican, drawn to a party that '"sees me as an individual, not as part of a group'."

Dick (howcomehedoesn'thaveanicknameoramiddleinitial) Cheney

*Shiver....*

"After the elections, he was said to be the power behind the throne. President Bush, it was said, was 'in office' rather than 'in power'."

George (Dubya) W. Bush

Oompa oompa oompa dee do

"Bush later joined the National Guard but failed to get posted to Vietnam. Armed instead with a Harvard business degree, Junior followed his father into the oil industry. After various job failures he could be found in local bars, complaining, 'I'm all name but no money'."