are there any other kind really?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Union Utopia



Two people are meeting for the first time. They are talking awkwardly. He's been watching across the terrace for almost an hour. Drawn to her for the book she's reading and her little round glasses. He's wearing athletic socks and sandals. His skin is evenly and naturally tanned and his hair shaven close to his head He has the little goatee and the sharp dark eyes of an equator intellectual. And yet he fidgets terribly when he compliments her.

Two people are saying good-bye for the last time. They are hugging and smiling and wishing each other well. Numbers have been exchanged. They'll call once they are there, and settled in.... they say.

But they never do. Four years of friendship fades in to fond memories with a sliver of guilt.

Someone in the crowd is falling headlong in to unrequited love.

He brushed by her in the line for ice cream. She isn't wearing perfume, but her dark skin smelled like the lilacs beneath the window of his childhood bedroom. He's only had two honest to goodness girlfriends in his life. He's from a small town, all corn fed, farm fit, and drunk on the city. He didn't know that he could fall for a girl with skin so dark. He'd never thought about it. He'd never ruled it out, but he'd never thought about it either. And yet, as he watched her walk away, her hips swaying beneath a backless summer dress splashed with reds and blacks and yellows, his "union utopia" ice cream dripping and forgotten onto his fingers, he lost his heart to her.

There is a girl out there somewhere - her dark hair piled on top of her head - a few loose curls have accidentally fallen to perfectly frame her face. She's wearing her favorite shirt - the one that makes her feel beautiful without looking trashy. And for the first time in her life she is feeling a dark hatred that burns to hot she forgets to feel the pain.

She's deep under the shadow of the big oak tree. You'd miss her if you weren't looking for her. She's looking out across the terrace. Her eyes don't burn. They are flat. - they aren't kissing, they aren't even touching. But he's leaning towards her, nodding in time to her every word while she twirls a blond strand of hair and dangles her high heeled show from her foot.

There's a young girl, she's maybe 11 or 12, sitting at a table by herself. She's reading "How to Survive Middle School" though she hasn't turned a page in 10 minutes. She has her own table, her own soda, her own bag or Dorritos, her back pack on the table top, her cell phone left out and carefully positioned so that it is visible even though it never rings. She's trying very hard not to glance at her parents two tables over.

A couple in their 40s holds hands, squeezing at the same moment without speaking a word as they both look at the steps to the theater.

A tall man in dreadlocks and headphones nods his head and wonders where he'll sleep tonight.

A girl smiles and waves and she approaches a group of sorta-friends, determined not to be alone tonight.

A boy, full of confidence after his first year of college, turns up the collar on his shirt and walks like he's in a movie.

A man in his middles.... sits in the shade and scribbles furiously in his journal. Like a child with his hand in a stream trying to touch everything that floats past.

Friday, June 08, 2007

it' pronounced like "meet-ch-ya"

...Friedrich Nietzsche walks into a bar, orders a beer, and drinks it. The bartender asks if he would like another. Nietzsche says, "Are you out of your mind? Did you see what happened to Descartes?"

i don't get it either....

but maybe Nietzsche was never meant to be a comedic prop.
...or was he?

Check out the Nietzche Family Circus page

it takes a random Nietzsche quote and puts it with a random Family Circus comic.

here, let me show you a couple. but first, let me warn you that i'm about to go overboard... in a big way

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my potential summer reading?

I found a list of the Top 20 Geek Novels over on the Gizmodiva blog
I don't know if I'm more ashamed of how many I've read, or by how many I have yet to read.
...maybe I'll make reading the remainder of the list my summer reading goal. Anybody wanna start a Geek book group?


#20 Trouble with Lichen by John Wyndham
#19 The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson
#18 The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson
#17 American Gods by Neil Gaiman
#16 The Man in the High Castle by Philip K Dick
#15 Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
#14 Consider Phlebas by Iain M Banks
#13 Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
#12 Watchmen by Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons
#11 Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
#10 Microserfs by Douglas Coupland
#9 The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett
#8 Foundation by Isaac Asimov
#7 I, Robot by Isaac Asimov
#6 Dune by Frank Herbert
#5 Neuromancer by William Gibson
#4 Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip Dick
#3 Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
#2 Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
#1 The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Saturday, May 26, 2007

...and sausage bingo on tuesdays?

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An occurrence on state street

There was shooting on State Street this week.

Lots of people are talking about it. Lots of people have opinions about it. Lots of people have plans, and ideas, and solutions they want to share.

I'm not one of those people.

I've got no idea what's going on, or why, or how we can fix, or if we need to fix it.

I just know i feel concerned.

Sure, one shooting in the past... what? 10 years? still makes it a pretty safe place. But that seems like we're trying to excuse it away. Like we're saying "ignore that kid over there throwing a tantrum, he's just going through a phase."

God damn it, state street is the soul of Madison. And if something is going wrong there, then something is going wrong with Madison in general.

And... I dont' think it's right to isolate this incident and sweep it away. There has been a growing uneasiness, increased muggings, and a loss of safety in general down on state street. I don't want to take the alarmist attitude, I still feel safe on State Street. Even alone, even late at night. But i want it to stay that way. For everyone.

I'm rambling in the wrong direction.
If you haven't heard about the shooting, it's not being covered well, check out these links.
I tried to get a few different view points.

Prosecutors say man admits fault in Madison fatal shooting


$100K bail set in State St. killing: Reduced charge likely in shooting



Guardian Angel weighs in on State Street shooting


MadCity Talkers: Vicki McKenna on the State Street shooting


Prosecutor: Man Accused In State Street Shooting Was Off Medication: Suspect Held On $100K Bond


Police Investigate After Man Fatally Shot On State Street: Suspect Held In Police Custody


We were down on state street this weekend, and Sarah noticed they little notecard sized pieces of paper taped with yarn fluttering on a few different polls and signs.

I'm no sure what they mean even, but for some reason they gave me chills.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive

I heard a little snippet about the "National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive" the other day. It sounded scary.

So like all scary things that I only know a little bit about, I took it to Google.

I usually get more hits than I know what to do with. Normally, no matter how obscure the search, i have to sort through the wealth of results to find the ones that are useful. So I was a little surprised that when i did a google news search, I only received 5 hits. One of the hits was the actually directive itself on Whitehouse.gov.

I'll put the links along with a couple quotes from each article, below, and you can do your own research.

In short, on May 9th the President signed an executive order. That means it didn't go through congress, and that no one else had to approve it. The order essentially says that in case of an emergency the President will assume the powers (the executive order itself uses the term “coordinate”) of the executive, judiciary and legislative branches.

The term “emergency” is defined as “any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions.”

Which is vague enough that it could be anything from a terrorist attack, to the outbreak of a virus, to a hurricane.

From what I can gather the “state of emergency” will last at least 30 days, or until the emergency is declared over..... by the President.

That worries me a little bit.

What worries me the most is that no one seems to be talking about it.

Is it really harmless and I'm worried about nothing?

Or is this something that is flying beneath the radar but that we need to start looking at?

I don't know, but here's my effort to at least get the word out a little.



Here are the articles that I found.


Bush grants presidency extraordinary powers
Directive for emergencies apparently gives authority without congressional oversight

The "National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive" was signed May 9.”

The directive establishes under the office of the president a new national continuity coordinator whose job is to make plans for "National Essential Functions" of all federal, state, local, territorial and tribal governments, as well as private sector organizations to continue functioning under the president's directives in the event of a national emergency.

"Catastrophic emergency" is loosely defined as "any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions."

Corsi says the president can assume the power to direct any and all government and business activities until the emergency is declared over. “

The directive also makes no reference to Congress and its language appears to negate any requirement that the president submit to Congress a determination that a national emergency exists.

It suggests instead that the powers of the directive can be implemented without any congressional approval or oversight.”




Bush makes power grab

President Bush, without so much as issuing a press statement, on May 9 signed a directive that granted near dictatorial powers to the office of the president in the event of a national emergency declared by the president. “

When the president determines a catastrophic emergency has occurred, the president can take over all government functions and direct all private sector activities to ensure we will emerge from the emergency with an "enduring constitutional government."

Translated into layman's terms, when the president determines a national emergency has occurred, the president can declare to the office of the presidency powers usually assumed by dictators to direct any and all government and business activities until the emergency is declared over.”


New presidential directive gives Bush dictatorial power

National Security & Homeland Security Presidential Directive establishes "National Continuity Policy"

The National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive, signed on May 9, 2007 declares that in the event of a "catastrophic event", George W. Bush can become what is best described as "a dictator"

This directive, completely unnoticed by the media, and given no scrutiny by Congress, literally gives the White House unprecedented dictatorial power over the government and the country, bypassing the US Congress and obliterating the separation of powers. The directive also placed the Secretary of Homeland Security in charge of domestic "security".”

The directive defines a “Catastrophic Emergency” as the following.

"Catastrophic Emergency" means any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions;

So what does this mean? This is entirely subjective and doesn’t provide any real concrete definition of what such an emergency would entail. Assuming that it means a disaster on the scale of the 9/11 attacks or Katrina, there is no question that the United States at some point in time will experience an emergency on par with either of those events. When one of those events takes place, the President will be a dictator in charge of ensuring a working constitutional government.”


National Continuity Implementation Plan: great idea but compromising timescales?

The Directive slipped out relatively unnoticed by the mainstream media, yet it has important and positive implications for the future resiliency of public sector operations in the United States. “





(here's the directive itself on the whitehouse homepage)

National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070509-12.html

NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL DIRECTIVE/NSPD 51

HOMELAND SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL DIRECTIVE/HSPD-20




Wednesday, May 23, 2007

little slice of...

as usual... there's no point to this blog.

you know who writes an interesting blog though?
She does. Watch out though, the song that loads up on her profile is probably going to make to jump a bit.


if you're still reading. here's my little nugget of happiness.
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I skipped church for this little slice of heaven. My wife and daughter went to church, I walked down to a park instead. I read a book (about Egyptian Myths), drank some coffee (made from screaming monkeys) and enjoyed the sun.

I didn't feel guilty, I should have, I need the church'ing worse than either of those two angels.

But the sunshine and the coffee and the 4000 year old myths were calling. And what are you gonna do?